The God of Selfishness and Stupidity

A rather selfish and idiotic god who looks rather different compared to who our players are familiar with, the polar opposite of the God of Friendship and Ingenuity. Wants to be the only Christopher Vasquez in the multiverse.

Mission Request
''Mission will be provided upon acceptance. Session #58''"Essentially, Kill JFK, who has been alive this whole time to prevent him from becoming the grandfather and creating another Christopher Vasquez."

Minor Boon
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Lesser Boon
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Boon
The Boon of The God of Selfishness and Stupidity - +3 Appeal, +3 Robustness, +3 Luck, +0 to Int, +1 to all other stats - Give it to Me! - Once Per Day when your friend would receive a buff, or a heal, that you wouldn't receive, take that from them and apply it to yourself. The person must believe that they are your friend for this to work.

Spark of Stupidity - Sometimes your abilities, or ideas are just too complicated to work how you want them to work. Once Per Four missions say some dumb shit that doesn't make sense when trying to do something, and it just might work. This ain't gonna break planets, but it might do some stupid shit.

Greater Boon
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Perfected Boon
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Avatar Stage-A
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Avatar Stage-B
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Complete Avatar Boon
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