Teddy Stark

Favor From Mother
You may request one (1) favor from Mother in return for services rendered. The majority of favors may be granted without issue - others may require additional assistance depending on the power and monetary value of what you request.

Genie Lamp
A lamp obtained in a world of bones, rub for up to three wishes. Wishes remaining: one (1)

Portable SCP-914
A one-use pocket version of SCP-914 that can be put on any setting. It can expand to take any size of input. Is consumed on use.

Backpack Full of Reckless Doritos
Even as a vampire with no taste, these taste incredible!

Bag of Godly Weed
It isn't actually divine - the really divine shit would blow your head open. But it is divinely dank. It's said that smoking this weed more than once can have beneficial permanent effects! It's also said it sells for a pretty decent amount on the A-Mall.

Yum Yum Bup Bup
A partially-eaten silvery bag full of miniature Mario toads. They are... edible? And taste like mushrooms. They scream in horror as you chew.

Multiversal Blood Sampler
A box of lots and lots of vials of blood. Lots of blood. Once per day, this box gives the user a random vial of blood from a random creature somewhere in the multiverse based off of luck! Many of them are mundane, some of them cause nuclear explosions, and some might even offer permanent benefits! It's all up to Lady Luck!

Time Bomb

A bronze contraption that looks like a grenade with a button on top of it. You have no idea what this does!

A Rocking Horse

A metallic rocking horse big enough for an adult orc! You have no idea what this does!

Perfected Dog of Canines and Happiness
Racial Abilities:

Aspecform - Your canine form can only be harmed by significantly technologically advanced or enchanted items.

Canines and Happiness - You can attempt to perform actions related to the aspects of Canines and Happiness

Equipment

Dog Megaphone

A megaphone worn on a dog's mouth, can amplify barks and be used for an amplified sound attack.

5 fishing rods